The 9 Rules Of The TNFR Rider
1. You must ride at every opportunity.
2. You must attempt tricks every day that are dangerous to your health if performed
wrong.
3. Ride more!
4. You must jump off stunningly high drops and clear amazingly wide gaps.
5. You must have evidence of an injury worse than death which happened whilst riding
your bike in a dangerous, hazardous or stupid way.
6. You must show off your stunning skills to innocent members of the public, if they
do not pay attention then they must die, Especially foreigners!
7. Ride some more, in the same day of course.
8. Never say your bike is finished there will always be a new and stupidly expensive
very light very strong waste of money you can put on.
9. Enjoy yourself!
